This year’s drunk Easter blogging is officially over. 

Whoops now I’m crying and making bread pudding. Easter brings out the worst in me.

Maybbeeeee….. not. Please and thank you.

My day has already had enough metaphorical blood, negatron on the ‘actually bathing in it’ please.

professorfangirl:

hiddenlacuna:

Check out this awesome parlour game I found whilst visiting the aged relatives today! Who wants to play this at next 221b con?

I want to play this RIGHT NOW.

NEXT EASTER

(Reblogged from professorfangirl)
I STILL DON’T GET THE HASHTAG SPOILED THING OR WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH SOMEONE THINKING YOU WERE ME

EVERYTING

Things that happened this Easter:

"Hashtag SPOILED!!!" that 17 year old girl’s mother said of the outrageously expensive dinner from her cruise in the Bahamas, when she thought I was my sister, ten minutes before we did cheek kisses. 

"Most of the rapes in the military are men on men," said the father of the kids I used to babysit for, as he held my hand and stroked it for a good ten minutes under the guise of [the first of two] handshake[s]. Also, "I always knew you’d go far," [stroke, stroke], "you were a sharp kid."

"The guy over there works for Ted Cruz, he says he has a good chance of getting elected," says my uncle, "Grandpa’s offering to help him. Let me introduce you," [hur hur hur]. Ten minutes earlier I’d pointed out to my father and cousin that as-yet-unkown-Ted-Cruz-guy kept clenching his buttcheeks, making his lobster-pink trousers dance. We didn’t stop staring at his butt the whole time, but I successfully avoided being introduced. 

I had so much vodka, and so much fun. High school would have been so much better with alcohol. I might cry now. 

"I had such a good time talking to her," my cousin’s cousin said, as I walked out for the second time, after retrieving my abandoned phone. 

Fuck my life.

Why didn’t anyone ever give me vodka in high school this easter has proved it would have made evertying so mauch better

I think the dress code for male celebrities at fancy events should be full dress robes a la Harry Potter so we can all have more fun looking at them, and the magazines and cameras can do full body shots of them like they do the women. 

Isle of Kerrera, Scotland

Isle of Mull, Scotland